THE SUSPICIOUSLY SHINY CARDBOARD DEPARTMENT

NINE TINY
BAD DECISIONS.

Pick a rarity pack or a themed pack, then watch five independent pulls escape into your collection.

900 CARDS9 PACKSDUPLICATE PULLS POSSIBLE

2 PACKS OPENED

WHAT IS ACTUALLY INSIDE?

Five pulls. Honest odds.

THEMED PACKSEvery pull: 60% Common · 25% Uncommon · 10% Rare · 4% Legendary · 1% Ultra.
RARITY PACKSCards 1–4 match the wrapper. Card 5 is 50% same rarity and 50% one tier higher.
DUPLICATESEvery pull is independent. The same card can appear more than once, even in one pack.

Vehicles, Weapons & Equipment and Characters each contain all 100 supplied cards: 20 at every rarity from Common through Ultra.

CHOOSE YOUR LEVEL OF REGRET

Sealed packs.

ENTRY-LEVEL SHINY NONSENSE

COMMON unopened card pack

100 POSSIBLE COMMON CARDS

COMMON PACK

£5.00

Four guaranteed COMMON cards. Card five is a 50/50 shot at UNCOMMON. Duplicates can happen.

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SLIGHTLY LESS NORMAL CARDBOARD

UNCOMMON unopened card pack

100 POSSIBLE UNCOMMON CARDS

UNCOMMON PACK

£10.00

Four guaranteed UNCOMMON cards. Card five is a 50/50 shot at RARE. Duplicates can happen.

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PURPLE FINANCIAL JUDGEMENT

RARE unopened card pack

100 POSSIBLE RARE CARDS

RARE PACK

£20.00

Four guaranteed RARE cards. Card five is a 50/50 shot at LEGENDARY. Duplicates can happen.

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GOLD FOIL, SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES

LEGENDARY unopened card pack

100 POSSIBLE LEGENDARY CARDS

LEGENDARY PACK

£40.00

Four guaranteed LEGENDARY cards. Card five is a 50/50 shot at ULTRA. Duplicates can happen.

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LOUD, RED AND FINANCIALLY UNWISE

ULTRA unopened card pack

100 POSSIBLE ULTRA CARDS

ULTRA PACK

£70.00

Four guaranteed ULTRA cards. Card five is a 50/50 shot at MYTHIC. Duplicates can happen.

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THE FINAL BOSS OF TINY RECTANGLES

MYTHIC unopened card pack

100 POSSIBLE MYTHIC CARDS

MYTHIC PACK

£100.00

Four guaranteed MYTHIC cards. Card five is guaranteed MYTHIC. Duplicates can happen.

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WHEELS, WINGS AND TERRIBLE PARKING

VEHICLES unopened card pack

100-CARD THEMED POOL

VEHICLES PACK

£5.00

Five independent pulls with a 1% Ultra chance each. Duplicates can happen.

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TACTICAL CARDBOARD, ZERO FIELD TRAINING

WEAPONS & EQUIPMENT unopened card pack

100-CARD THEMED POOL

WEAPONS & EQUIPMENT PACK

£5.00

Five independent pulls with a 1% Ultra chance each. Duplicates can happen.

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MAIN CHARACTERS, SUPPORTING FINANCIAL DAMAGE

CHARACTERS unopened card pack

100-CARD THEMED POOL

CHARACTERS PACK

£5.00

Five independent pulls with a 1% Ultra chance each. Duplicates can happen.

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